Monday, April 03, 2006

Jackie Chan is a policeman who knows kung fu

Mr. Chan, I would advise you to put your clothes back on this instant. This is not how we do thing around here.

You know why Jackie Chan never knew he was way to ugly to be a superstar and became one anyway? It's because no one had the balls to tell him that to his face. And when he went on to cutting albums although he can't sing for nuts...

No one had the minerals to tell him he couldn't do that either.

"Jackie Chan's one-man war on a criminal gang has earned him a reprimand and a demotion from detective to traffic cop, not to mention continual harassment by the gang. "
What he can do, and do very well however, is kick some major ass.

Police Story 2 - Monday 10:00 pm on tv3

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