Desperate women should marry orphans

Here is a quick test to see if your mother-in-law likes you. If she tries to frame you for the murder of your own husband, the chances are she's not a fan. I mean, does this look like a woman that would kill her husband? Actually, she does...

"You'll Never Get Away From Me. Bree's mother-in-law, Phyllis gets her in trouble with the law, Susan tries bravely to accept Edie's new role in Julie's life, Lynette's demanding boss makes her miss Parker's first day of kindergarten. Bree later on takes a polygraph test to prove her innocence in Rex''s death and realizes she has feelings for George. Gabrielle finally comes to the truth about Carlos and John after seeing John with another woman. Also, Gabrielle has a new gardener, Ralph (who has just start mowing her lawn. Both are flirtatious, although Gabrielle holds back by trying to keep him out of the house and to just work."

Watching this show makes you not want to get married. You'll start thinking it'll be more fun to have affairs with Bala the grass cutter and other peoples wives instead.

Desperate Housewives (Season 2 - Episode 3) - Tuesday 10:30 pm on 8tv