Monday, November 05, 2007

Astro New Channels

Here are Astro's new 3 digit Channel numbers

Ch 101 - RTM1
Ch 102 - RTM2
Ch 103 - TV3
Ch 104 - Astro Ria
Ch 105 - Astro Prima
Ch 106 - Astro OASIS

Ch 107 - NTV7
Ch 108 - ZEE
Ch 109 - Astro @15
Ch 111 - ART
Ch 119 - TV9
Ch 123 - Astro AWANI

Ch 201 - Astro Vaanavil
Ch 202 - Astro Vellithirai
Ch 203 - Makkal TV
Ch 301 - Astro AEC
Ch 304 - Jia Yu Channel
Ch 501 - CCTV9
Ch 552 - TVIQ

Ch 701 - AXN
Ch 702 - Hallmark Channel
Ch 703 - Asian Food Channel
Ch 705 - Astro HITZ.TV
Ch 707 - Discovery Travel & Living
Ch 708 - 8TV

DYNASTY
Ch 311 - Astro Wah Lai Toi
Ch 312 - Phoenix
Ch 313 - TVB8
Ch 314 - Xing He
Ch 315 - WaTV
Ch 317 - TVBS Asia
Ch 963 - NHK World

MOVIES
Ch 411 - HBO
Ch 412 - Cinemax
Ch 413 - STAR MOVIES

SPORTS
Ch 811 - Astro SuperSport
Ch 812 - ESPN
Ch 813 - STAR SPORTS
Ch 814 - Eurosport
Ch 815 - Golf Channel

NEWS
Ch 511 - CNN
Ch 512 - BBC World
Ch 513 - Al-Jazeera English
Ch 514 - Astro News
Ch 518 - CNBC Asia
Ch 519 - Bloomberg Television

FUN
Ch 612 - Nickelodeon
Ch 613 - PlayHouse Disney
Ch 615 - Disney Channel
Ch 616 - Cartoon Network

LEARNING
Ch 551 - Discovery Channel
Ch 553 - National Geographic Channel
Ch 554 - Discovery Science

Ch 555 - The History Channel
Ch 556 - Animal Planet

VARIETY
Ch 711 - STAR WORLD
Ch 712 - E!
Ch 713 - MTV
Ch 714 - Channel [V]
Ch 715 - Animax

NEW EMPEROR
Ch 312 - Phoenix
Ch 316 - ETTV Asia
Ch 322 - Celestial Movies
Ch 323 - Phoenix InfoNews
Ch 324 - Shuang Xing
Ch 325 - Astro Xiao Tai Yang
Ch 333 - Astro HUA HEE DAI
Ch 334 - CCTV4

GOLD
Ch 316 - ETTV Asia
Ch 323 - Phoenix InfoNews
Ch 333 - Astro HUA HEE DAI
Ch 334 - CCTV4

MAHARAJA
Ch 211 - Sun TV
Ch 212 - Sun Music
Ch 213 - Chutti TV

METRO
Ch 731 - BBC Entertainment
Ch 732 - Crime and Investigation Network

Ch 733 - Discovery Home & Health
Ch 734 - Discovery Real Time

FREE VIEW CHANNELS
Ch 121 - Astro ARUNA
Ch 122 - Astro KIRANA
Ch 303 - KBS World
Ch 611 - Astro Ceria

ASTRO BOXOFFICE
Ch 951 - Box Office Movies Ch. 951
Ch 952 - Box Office Movies Ch. 952

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Astro's 3 Digit Move

I was momentarily confused to why my Astro wasn't working yesterday. My 4 year old niece had to tell me that Astro has changed their channel numbering system to 3 digits now...

All this to make room for their 100+ channels. More TV! Yeah!!

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Gol & Gincu Online

Here's a blog that posts episodes from Season 2 of Gol & Gincu. I tried to watch a full episode, but can't do it. I guess sweaty emo chicks just don't do it for me.

But seriously, why bother calling it Gol & Gincu at all? It hardly has any futsal in it (and no, gossiping at the bench doesn't count).

The TVP style acting is fun to watch though... and chicks are cute.

Friday, August 31, 2007

The Malaysian Twilight Zone: Dark City

Astro Ria is going to be running this series called Dark City. It's suppose to have a Twilight Zone kinda feeling with a funky twist at the end of every episode. The 13 episodes are directed by 7 directors I've never heard of (I don't know that many...) that are suppose to be good.

I haven't seen the show yet so I'll reserve my comment till after. In any case, it is still a refreshing step away from the usual local drama 'Minggu Ini' and daily serials, which thought are mildly entertaining tends to get stale after awhile.

And I didn't even know Astro Ria airs shows that are in English.

Oh.. and HAPPY MERDEKA!!!!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

No time for TV

I haven't been able to post a lot lately, mainly because I haven't a lot of time to watch TV these days... which sucks cause I LOVE TV.

Damn...

Anyways... I will try to keep the TV listings up to date for you guys... Hope the listings help you TV junkies :P

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

3 lbs: Average Human Brain's Weight


Why are all neurosurgeons bald?
"From executive producer Peter Ocko comes a new medical drama about two elite neurosurgeons who have different takes on how to treat their patients. One cares about them and one who only cares about their brains."
Easier access to the brain?

3 LBS (Season 1) - Tuesday 20:30 pm on ntv7

Sunday, April 29, 2007

Supernatural: Hell House

Hey, isn't that the other guy in Gilmore Girls?
"Hell House. Sam and Dean investigate the case of a maniacal ghost inhabiting a long abandoned Texas farmhouse known as "Hell House." They believe the ghost is the spirit of a deceased Depression-era farmer who killed his family, but they soon realize it is something far more powerful."
Great one of them can fly, the other catches evil spirits..

Supernatural (Season 1) - Sunday 10:00 pm on tv3

Monday, April 23, 2007

Sponge Bob Square Pants: Seluar Segi Empat Span Bob Setiap Hari!

You don't have to know English to appreciate good quality American cartoons these days.

They are airing Sponge Bob Square Pants every single day on tv9 - In Malay. That in itself is amusing.

Hehe he's so cute...

Sponge Bob Square Pants Everyday 5:00 pm on tv9

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Top Gear: I don't care about cars, but I love this show

I know a lot of people who watch this show who are really not into cars. If you watch an episode, you'll understand why...
"Richard races the new Mazda MX5, worth £18,000 against a greyhound worth £25,000. Jeremy compares driving a Honda NSX around Laguna Seca in a video game to the real thing. The Austin Healy Sprite and modified Peugot 306 go head-to-head on the Prescott Hill Climb course to see which is best and there's the Top Gear Awards, where James is awarded the Golden Cock.

David Walliams is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car."
Because it's funny as hell thats why!!

Top Gear (Season 7) - Sunday 3:00 pm on ntv7

I Know What You Did Last Raya: One Classy Movie

If you are looking for a reason to watch this show, your reason should be Erra Fazira. She's so cute.
"Dr. Mira bersama kawan-kawannya, Lan, Fazzly, Yasir dan Sahida telah diculik oleh penjahat bernama Man akibat dari dendam yang telah sekian lama tersimpan. Sementara itu, ada misteri yang berlaku pada malam raya menyebabkan huru-hara satu kampung."
It occurred to me that even though Erra started out as a singer, I can't name even one of a songs...

I Know What You Did Last Raya - Sunday 10:00 pm on TV9

Saturday, April 21, 2007

What I Really Want to do is Direct...

You too can be a movie maker!
"Catch the winners and their Videos from Nokia make it reel contest in special program highlighting Nokia Make It Reel campaign."
Your handphone is the new Super 8. No doubt about it.

Nokia Make it Reel Saturday 10:30 pm on 8tv

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Top Gear on TV1?

I was checking out today's TV listings and noticed that the show Top Gear on wil be airing today on RTM 1 at 4:30 pm. Is this the same Top Gear that's airing on ntv7? How come it's only half an hour? Oh well, we'll find out later I guess...

Grey's Anatomy: I Am a Tree

Living in a hospital ain't that bad, you get to eat all that yummy hospital goo.
"I Am a Tree. Cristina meets Burke's parents, the interns try to get Izzie's job back, and Addison takes a day off, a surgical patient may be living her last day. Some of the interns want to know why Bailey won't talk to Izzie. Meredith tries to decide between Derek and Finn and comes to a decision somewhat. Webber finds out that Callie has been living in the hospital and he confronts her about it."
Why are all doctor's on TV so hot? I almost never met a doctor as hot as Meredith...

Don't forget the repeat on Sunday

Grey's Anatomy (Season 3) - Wednesday 22:45 pm on ntv7

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Lord of The Rings: The Fellowship of The Ring

My Precious...

Is it just me, or is this show totally gay?
"In the land of Middle-Earth, there live men, trolls, goblins, elves, dwarves and hobbits. Hobbits are small men who lead quiet, peaceful lives in their homes in the ground.

In a past adventure, a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins (Holm) found a ring that renders its wearer invisible. Although the ring had saved Bilbo's life a number of times, it contained great evil... so evil that the only way to destroy it would be to drop it into a lava pit at the center of a mountain, where the ring was forged.

Now too weak to destroy it himself, the task falls to his young cousin, Frodo Baggins (Wood). Along with his friends Sam (Astin), Pippin (Boyd), a powerful wizard named Gandalf (McKellen) a dwarf, an elf, and two humans, Frodo will begin the most dangerous quest he will ever undertake.

Not only must he trek hundreds of miles on foot to Mount Doom, but he must also avoid being captured by trolls, goblins, wolves, an evil wizard named Saruman, and the dark riders, all of whom are hunting him to claim the ring for themselves.

Based on the novel The Fellowship of the Ring, the first in The Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien."

All that, and it's only part one.

Lord of the Rings - Tuesday 10:30 pm on TV9

Monday, April 16, 2007

Prison Break: Season 2, now I'm free to wear a baseball cap

Season 2 of Prison Break sees our Heroes out of prison.
"Otis. Mahone tries to lure the escapees by targeting an imprisoned LJ. Michael and Lincoln come up with a plan to free LJ from jail. Sucre, Abruzzi and C-Note have a plan of their own, but only to break free of their pursuers.

Meanwhile, Bellick and Warden Pope feel the heat following their unsuccessful attempts to capture the escapees.

Tweener infiltrates a bunch of college students on their way to spring break."
What are those two looking at?

Prison Break (Season 2) - Monday 10:30 pm on 8tv

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Please Give Me A Job: TV Finally Becomes Useful


A brand new show airs tonight. Forget jobstreet or head hunters, getting a job through a reality TV show it the way of the new millenium.
"8TV'S reality series Please Give Me a Job! might be just the show for jobseekers.

The show focuses on the contestants’ series of tasks – from training and grooming sessions to improving communication and interpersonal skills – for working in reputable organisations in Malaysia.

The show features 10 fresh graduates who are introduced to the real working world, taking on different tasks each week in the hope of getting “a job” by the end of each episode. Azah Yasmin Yusof, the former 3R (Respect, Relax, Respond) hosts the show"
"Introduced to the real world"? While on a TV show? TV isn't real.

Is it?

Please Give Me A Job (Season 1) - Sunday 10:30 pm on 8tv

Friday, April 13, 2007

Gol & Gincu: Girls Kicking Balls

A bunch of girls playing football, but not really..
"Gol & Gincu (Malay for "Goals and Lipsticks"), the sequel to the 2005 film of the same title, looks upon the affairs of the all-female futsal team "Bukan Team Biasa" (Not an Ordinary Team)."
Pink high heels? Hmmm...

Gol & Gincu (Season 1) - Friday 11:00 pm on 8tv

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Heroes: Flashback episode

There is this theory when writing a novel to throw the first chapter away. The idea is to put the reader right into the action. Heroes has done just that, and I guess here is the first chapter they 'threw away'.
"Six Months Ago. This episode shows the heroes six months ago. Chandra Suresh, Mohinder's father, arrives in New York looking for special people. He meets up with an individual that embraces the chance to be unique. Peter graduates from nursing school. Nathan plans to prosecute a case that could cause complications for the Petrellis. Niki receives a visit from her father which brings out the worst in her. Hiro tries to alter the future for someone important to him. Claire discovers her abilities right after joining the cheerleading squad, and her father meets up with someone special."
So much blood so little time...

Heroes (Season 1) - Wednesday 9:00 pm on STAR WORLD

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Desperate Housewives: Teri Hatcher is The Hottest Senior Citizen on Television

Scoff all you want, you'd be lucky if you still look like this when you're 82.
"The Miracle Song. The residents of Wisteria Lane celebrate their annual holiday block party. Meanwhile, Gabrielle sets her eyes on a father of a girl she's coaching. Mike is arrested for Monique's murder. Thanks to Lynette, mothers of the neighborhood arrange a protest against Art. This causes his sister a heart attack. And Susan has to cook dinner for Ian's parents."
Grand ma needs a push up bra too...

Desperate Housewives (Season 3) - Tuesday 22:30 pm on 8tv

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Love Story in Harvard: Well, at least the chicks are cute

If you're an early riser and just so happened to turn on the TV on a Sunday morning, perhaps you have stubbled on this Korean drama "Love Story in Harvard" .
"Love Story in Harvard portrays the dream and love pursued by foreign students studying in Harvard. It demonstrates bright, hard-working, and romantic characters and storylines.

A young love story set at the famed Ivy League school in the United States. Kim Hyun Woo (Kim Rae Won), a 1st year law student at Harvard Law, enters into a rivalry with classmate Hong Jung Min (Lee Jung Jin) for the affections of beautiful medical student Lee Soo In (Kim Tae Hui). The two men are both from prestigious families, while Soo In is from a poor family. Can the trio resolve their romantic differences and chase their dreams at the same time? "
The story is suppose to be set in Harvard, But all the white people sound like they're German.

Love Story in Harvard Sunday 07:00 am on 8tv

Friday, April 06, 2007

House: Say No to Drugs?


You ever been in one of those 'Spin' classes at your gym? 20 minutes of that shit and you wish you were on drugs too.
"Spin. A professional bicyclist is brought in after collapsing during a race, but House doesn't want to treat him because he thinks the athlete is taking performance-enhancing drugs. House only becomes interested when the patient admits to taking the drugs."
House is as always, holier than thou.

House (Season 2) - Friday 12:00 pm on Astro's AXN

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Everybody Loves Raymond: I Love Surprises!

If you like to watch the show but at the same time hate Raymond, I think you're in good company. He is a whiny and annoying bitch.
"The Surprise Party. After Debra's mother suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees after she promises to do all the work. When Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday, she suggests he change the theme to a Chinese banquet. Unfortunately, Lois has already started planning the tea party and now Ray must find a way to convince her to change her plans."
Chinese banquet surprise party? What in the hell is that?

Everybody Loves Raymond (Season 8) - Thursday 11:15 pm on ntv7

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Grey's Anatomy: Season 3

Those of you who are fans of this series would be glad to know following the end of Season 2, ntv7 waste no time in diving into the third season.
"Complications Of The Heart - This recap episode, narrated by Joe the Bartender, links the main plotlines of seasons 1 & 2 to the Season 3 premiere."
And you know what's the cool thing? You don't have to stay up till midnight if you don't want to. There's a repeat on Sundays! Yummy.

Grey's Anatomy (Season 3) - Wednesdays 10:45 pm and Sundays 1:30 pm on ntv7

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Heroes: Hey, Isn't That The Bad Boy Gilmore Girls Guy?

Heroes is like the X-men comic books in the the 80s before things really got crazy. It plays like a soap opera with cool cliff hangers at the end.
"Homecoming. Events in this episode take place on the day of Claire's Homecoming game. Claire's father is growing desperate to stop the villain who is coming after Claire. Nathan gets the painting from Linderman, and is horrified by what it depicts. Mohinder's dreams hold secrets about his father. Ando waits for Hiro who still has not returned from the past. Peter must try to save the cheerleader and also himself."
With all the hype surrounding this show, I'm sad to say I have only really watched 3 episodes of this TV series. Ever since they stopped airing the Gilmore Girls, that guy with the funny hair is the only link I have to Rory and her hot mom.

Heroes (Season 1) - Tuesday 12:00 pm on Astro's STAR WORLD

Monday, April 02, 2007

CSI: Sick As I

Hey don't get me wrong I love this series. It's just that it seems like they're showing CSI or a CSI spin-off every single day. I set out to see if this was true.

The results:-

Monday CSI: New York 20:30 - ntv7 CSI: Miami 22:45 - ntv7 CSI: Vegas 23:45 - ntv7 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 02:00 - AXN CSI: NY 03:00 - AXN CSI: Miami 04:00 - AXN CSI: NY 22:00 - AXN Tuesday CSI: NY 02:00 - AXN CSI: NY 15:00 - AXN Wednesday CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 22:00 - AXN CSI: Miami 23:00 - AXN Thursday CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 02:30 - AXN CSI: Miami 03:30 - AXN CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 15:00 - AXN CSI: Miami 16:00 - AXN Sunday CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 12:00 - AXN CSI: NY 13:00 - AXN CSI: Miami 14:00 - AXN CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 21:00 - AXN CSI: NY 22:00 - AXN CSI: Miami 23:00 - AXN

This week alone, Malaysian TV will air 21 episodes of CSI and or CSI Spin-offs (repeats included).

And I was wrong, they don't show CSI EVERYDAY, Fridays and Saturdays are CSI-Free.

I hate CSI NY.

Lost - Season (2) Finale

They are showing part to 2 of the second season finale tonight. Man that guy is really fat.
"Live Together, Die Alone. After discovering something odd just offshore, Jack and Sayid come up with a plan to confront "The Others" and hopefully get Walt back. Meanwhile, Eko and Locke come to blows as Locke makes a potentially cataclysmic decision regarding the "button" and the hatch."
I love you Kate.

Related Post

Lost (Season 2) - Monday 10:30 pm on 8tv

Sunday, April 01, 2007

3 TV Show Worth Watching on ntv7 on Sundays

You don't need Astro to be happy.

1. Grey's anatomy (Season 2)
  • Pleasant.
2. Top Gear
3. American Inventor
  • A kind of American Idol, but instead of singers, the contestants are all aspiring inventors.

Checkout Sundays Listings

Here's stuff you can watch on Discovery Channel on a Sunday

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Miami Ink: Tattoos and Drama


Have you ever noticed that tattoo artists are usually all covered in tattoo themselves? I wonder why that is?
"This week Ami James and the rest of the guys from Miami Ink have a heavy dose of loss, transformation and hope for the future. This episode is all about relationships; relationships from the past, present and future.

These stories of love, honor and loss are revealed to them not only from the clients who come into the shop, but also from one of their own. James, Ami's former apprentice, comes into the shop to finish a piece that Ami started over eight years age. In the process, enlightening us to what its like to be Ami's apprentice. Adrienne comes in to get a cover up of her old faded fairy tattoo from Garver. Her new tattoo will represent her rise from the depths of addiction into the joys of sobriety and motherhood.

An old friend of Ami's, Cordell, who has been talking about getting his first tattoo for years, finally has a good enough reason. His cousin Renton drowned, and he wishes to memorialize him forever with a special tattoo that has his name built into it. All four guys in the shop work on a rock band, Dyslexic Postcards, that hopes to bond themselves forever by enduring the tattoo process, at the same time. Justin's tattoo provides a special challenge for Nunez. He must combine several different symbolic images into one special coat of arms that will honor Justin's friend who died of a drug overdose."
They all look bad ass with their tattoos but the truth is they're all a bunch of sentimental softies.

Miami Ink (Season 1) - Thursday 4:00 pm on Astro's Discovery Travel and Living

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

A Reason To Watch Free Malaysian TV: Top Gear

You have probably noticed that a few months ago Astro recently added a few more channels to it’s line up. One of them is the ultra cool and dry BBC Entertainment. You’d notice that everyone on this channel speaks with a weird accent; it’s because they’re British.

I was a wee bit excited because I had hoped that this will give me a chance to watch the much talked about show Top Gear on the telly. What’s great about the show is you don’t have to be crazy about cars to enjoy it. It’s that entertaining!

No such Luck. According to their website they weren’t planning to air Top Gear anytime soon… It thought that was that, and I would have to resort to torrents again, so imagine my surprise and delight to find the show airing on NTV7 instead!

If you only watch Astro channels, this is an example of how you might be missing out on what Free TV has to offer.

Top Gear - Sunday 3:00 pm on ntv7

Sunday, March 25, 2007

3 TV Shows Worth Watching on Sundays on Discovery Channel

1. I Shouldn't BE Alive

Every time I watch this TV show, I pretend I am the protagonist who is thrown into what seems to be a hopeless situation where the outcome can only be a horrible death at sea, dessert or rainforest. Yes death by heat, starvation, infected wounds or predators is what’s in store for me and whoever who is unfortunate enough to be with me at the time.

I like to watch this in bed, under the covers whilst munching on something with the air conditioner turned ON.

2. American Chopper

It’s funny that before I started watching this TV show, I had no interest in motorcycles whatsoever. In fact I still don't. The appeal of this show is not about the machines. It’s in watching these guys build them. Father, sons and co-worker together building a motorcycle from scratch. It’s entertaining to watch them bumbling about, getting things wrong and fooling around.

I sincerely believe that an episode where Paul Sr. loses it or where Junior starts throwing tools into a glass pane and/or punching holes into doors is the equivalent of that gardener guy taking his clothes of on Desperate Housewives, or Jennifer Aniston implying partial nudity in an episode of Friends. It gets the ratings to shoot through the roof!

Oh, and the choppers are nice too.

3. How Do They Do It

The first episode I saw had to do with zippers. I thought to myself, ‘Damn, I’ve always wondered about that’. I remember seeing ‘YKK’ on the zippers of my school pants and wondered what then stood for.

Watching the TV show, I was enlightened. Turns out that Japan makes 68% of the world's zippers and a large part of that is manufactured by the company YKK.

Now I can die in peace.

Sundays – Favorite Astro channels

Saturday, March 24, 2007

NOBITA! NOBITA!

Not many people know this, but Doraemon is in fact a cat. His ears were bitten of by a robot mouse back in the future.
"Doraemon was sent back in time by Nobita Nobi's great-great grandson Sewashi to improve Nobita's circumstances in order for Nobita's descendants to enjoy a better future. In the original timeline, Nobita's failures in school and subsequently, his career, left his family line beset with financial problems.
I wish I had a magic robot cat from the future to help me out in my daily life.

Doraemon - Saturday 7:30 pm on NTV7

Friday, March 23, 2007

My Name is Earl: I've been a very bad man...


Have you ever screwed someone over? What goes around come around and Earl is trying to balance out his Karma.
"Earl Hickey begins to believe in karma when he wins $100,000 from the lottery, but loses his winning ticket after being hit by a car.
Life is cruel.

My name is Earl (Season 1) - Friday 11:30 am on Astro's STAR WORLD

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tom looks like Richard Gere, Lindsay looks like cotton candy and Brad look like a buffed up monkey!

Get to see Tom with gray hair and play a bad guy for once!
"Max (Oscar® winner Foxx, Jarhead, Miami Vice, Ray) has lived the mundane life of a cab driver for 12 years. The faces have come and gone from his rearview mirror, people and places he's long since forgotten...until tonight. Vincent (Cruise, Mission Impossible III, War of The Worlds) is a contract killer. When a drug cartel learns that they're about to be indicted by a federal grand jury, they mount an operation to identify and kill the key witnesses. Tonight, Vincent arrives in L.A. and five bodies are supposed to fall, including District Attorney Annie (Pinkett Smith, Madagascar, The Matrix Revolutions). Circumstances cause Vincent to hijack Max's taxicab, and Max becomes collateral - an expendable person in the wrong place at the wrong time. Through the night, Vincent forces Max to drive him to each assigned destination. As the authorities race to intercept them, Max and Vincent's survival becomes intertwined in ways that neither of them would ever have imagined."

Tom take's Jamie for the ride of his life!

Collateral - Tuesday 10:00 am on Astro's HBO

Mean bitches finds a barbie doll!


"Saturday Night Live" writer, Tina Fey, pens the screenplay for this wickedly funny satire on teenage vanities and political correctness. This box-office hit garnered rave reviews from critics for its sharp and witty script along with strong performances from the cast; in particular lead actress, Lindsay Lohan, who also starred in "Herbie: Fully Loaded" and "The Parent Trap." Lohan plays Cady Heron, who was raised in the African wilderness by her zoologist parents and thought she knew all about survival, until she moves to Chicago. She soon finds herself needing to relearn the rules of survival in a different kind of jungle - the American high school. The school's most fashionable clique, The Plastics, is led by Regina (McAdams, Red Eye, Wedding Crashers). Regina is livid when Cady falls for Regina's ex-boyfriend, and all hell breaks loose as the two girls fight for their man. This movie firmly established Lohan as one of America's most bankable teen stars."

You are girly girls! I get it! Enough with the pink already!

Mean Girls - Tuesday 10:55 am on Astro's Cinemax

Nice juicy muscle, girl love to bite into!



















"Based on Homer's classic epic "The Iliad," this box-office hit brings to life the well-known and tragic tale of antiquity: the fall of the mythical city of Troy. Young Trojan prince, Paris (Bloom, Pirates Of The Caribbean 2, Elizabethtown), has fallen in love with Menelaus' beautiful wife, Helen (Kruger, National Treasure). Although he knows that his father, King Priam (Academy Award® and Golden Globe® winner O'Toole, Casanova), has engineered a fragile peace with the Greek kingdom of Sparta, he throws caution to the wind and abducts Helen. His eldest brother, Prince Hector (Bana, Munich, Lucky You), is furious when he finds out that Helen is with them. With Helen's abduction, war is imminent. As Menelaus (Gleeson, Studs) seeks retribution, his war-mongering brother, King Agamemnon (Emmy® Award winner Cox, The Ringer, Red Eye), uses it as an excuse to attack Troy, and lay waste to the last proud kingdom that refuses to bow to Greece. Menelaus rounds up a veritable alliance of warriors and kings, including the legendary Odysseus (Bean, Flightplan) and Achilles (Golden Globe® winner Pitt, Mr. & Mrs. Smith). The great warrior is blase at first about being in the war, having been warned by his mother, Thetis, that should he join, he will never return alive. However, when Achilles' beloved cousin, Patroclus, is inadvertently killed by Hector in battle, Achilles' fury is intense and he wants no less than a duel to the death with Hector. The war is the start of the destruction of the city of Troy. And death in war seems to be the only way to ensure that one is remembered for all time as being brave, noble and honorable."
Enough testosterone and estrogen for the whole gang to enjoy!

Troy - Tuesday 2:45 pm on Astro's Cinemax

Friday, March 02, 2007

Gay Men Gets You Hired!

When you've failed at one reality TV show (I.E The Apprentice), try another.
"Danny is known to TV viewers from his short-lived stint as a contestant on 'The Apprentice.' But Danny's not giving up, he's launched his own business and is starting his own charity - and he's getting the Fab Five to help, with a potential-sponsor filled kick-off party."
This is a great show, five fairies teach us straight guys how to be REAL MEN!

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (Season 3) - Friday 11:45 pm on 8tv

Thursday, March 01, 2007

American Idol - Girls Sing Tonight



The guys sucked the week before, but last week they really got a lot better!
"In the words of Paula Abdul, the boys scored a “touchdown” with their performances last night. Watch the girls tonight at 8/7c on FOX as they try to impress the judges as much."

Are we going to have a girl idol this year?

American Idol (Season 7) - Thursday 6:00 pm, 8:00 pm on Star World