My Precious... Is it just me, or is this show totally gay? " In the land of Middle-Earth, there live men, trolls, goblins, elves, dwarves and hobbits. Hobbits are small men who lead quiet, peaceful lives in their homes in the ground. In a past adventure, a hobbit named Bilbo Baggins (Holm) found a ring that renders its wearer invisible. Although the ring had saved Bilbo's life a number of times, it contained great evil... so evil that the only way to destroy it would be to drop it into a lava pit at the center of a mountain, where the ring was forged. Now too weak to destroy it himself, the task falls to his young cousin, Frodo Baggins (Wood). Along with his friends Sam (Astin), Pippin (Boyd), a powerful wizard named Gandalf (McKellen) a dwarf, an elf, and two humans, Frodo will begin the most dangerous quest he will ever undertake. Not only must he trek hundreds of miles on foot to Mount Doom, but he must also avoid being captured by trolls, goblins, wolves, an evil