Malaysian TV

Whatever happened to Chow and Mira? Man, she was hot… "John Lee is the best hitman money can buy. But when John refuses to kill because of the seven year-old son of his target, John's bosses send someone after John to kill him and then take his place in the ring of hitmen. John then teams up with Meg Coburn to help him escape these 'Replacement Killers.'" They named Chow's character John lee? They really racked their brains to come up with that one... Replacement Killers - Friday 11:30 pm on Astro's AXN

If it weren’t for Simon Cowell, I wouldn’t give a rat’s ass about this show. Well, that bald guy Chris is pretty good. American Idol (Season 5) – Friday 9:30 pm on 8tv American Idol (Season 5, Results Show) – Friday 10:30 pm on 8tv

Usually I detest girls with bad personal hygiene. Splattering feces all over yourself is one of the many behaviors that are not high on my desirable attributes list for a sex goddess. But for Brittany, I'll make an exception. First Episode tonight. America's Next Top Model (Season 4) - Thursday 10:30 pm on 8tv

I love family vacations. Loud family members yelling and screaming on the way there, when you get there and all the way home. What's not to love? "When Hal and Lois discover Malcolm and Reese's plan to sneak off to the Burning Man festival, they decide to make it a family outing, with predictably disastrous results." I never heard of this Burning Man Festival thing. I looked it up, so that's what it is . Malcolm In The Middle (Season 6) - Thursday 10:45 pm on ntv7

Instead of getting lots of cats as girls often do when they are approaching thirty and still unmarried, our charmed ones decide on a little spawn from hell instead. "After vanquishing a Manticore demon, Piper, Phoebe and Paige become foster parents to it's orphaned half-breed infant but upon Chris' plea to vanquish the child, they believe that by raising the child with love they can change it's destiny. Meanwhile, Phoebe surprises her boyfriend Jason when she blurts out her true feelings, and Paige gives Darryl a superpower." Yes. Just another normal day at the Halliwells. Charmed (Season 6) - Wednesday 11:15 pm on ntv7

A blatant rip-off of the hit TV series Ghost Hunters , This show isn't half bad. "Seekers, a documentary reality program will take viewers into a new world full of mysterious incidences. Experience the 1 st hand ghostly entity of the paranormal episodes. Haunted places with interesting circumstantial evidence will be the main focus for the TV crew and research team to explore." If they really want to find some real bloodsucking monsters, they need not look any further than The Hartamas Square drinks vendors. RM 2.20 for a Teh O Ais?! Are kidding me?! Seekers (Season 2) - Wednesday 10:45 pm on ntv7

Our girls get to play air stewardesses while their pets decides who is the true Ultimate Domestic Animal Fighter. "Paris and Nicole take flight to the friendly skies as they get jobs working for an airline. But things turn out bad when Nicole freaks out that her host's cat attacks Foxy Cleopatra." I don't know why I watch this mundane crap, but I do. The Simple Life -Season 3 - Tuesdays 9:30 pm on 8tv

The Tyra Banks Show - It's like Oprah but sillier and definitely prettier. In tonight’s episode, never-had-a-boob-job Banks will be trying to patch things up between a teenaged couple. And who wouldn’t give their failing relationship another look if it means having a little chit chat with America’s Top model herself. I would. Even if it meant speaking again to that fat smelly one I dated in high school. The Tyra Banks Show - Mondays on ntv7 11:15 pm

Tonight the gang is going to find out that they aren't the only guys on the island. They are however, still the most beautiful. I wouldn't mind being lost on a deserted island with Kate. What nice strong arms she has... Lost - Season 2 Mondays on 8tv 9:30 pm

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